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People who don't know how to bathe. People who think public bathrooms are for stripping naked in. People who think that they can leave a little yappy dog tied to a post outside my store door and not have it take away by animal control. Idiots who can plan a simple stratagem and have no idea what a flank is yet decide to play wargames . .  morons who stand at a checkout with a giant fucking sign that says "sorry this line is closed' and their brain damaged cousins who MOVE THE SIGN and get all mad when you tell them the line is closed and they have to stand in line like everyone who was there before them.
The guy who does 90 to pass you than slows to 30 when he gets back in front of you. The lady and her two daughters who literally smell of ass. The guy who complains over and over about not having his favorite beer; and gets huffy when you tell him EXACTLY where it is giving aisle, door and shelf.
The bitch who holds up the line at the bank to argue with the teller because she wants a loan and is in the wrong line. The jerk who nearly rear ends you to slide into a parking space you didn't even want in the first place.

And most of all the people who tell you to calm down, that this is just the the way people are. The ones to act all serene and shit when it is they who are the biggest piles of lying shit around.
I'm calm most of the time. I too goddamn calm. I'm tired of being calm. I've been calm for so long I've forgotten what it felt like to beat that tar of some self righteous shit.

So, I'm going to try going back to being me. Next fucker who pisses me off, I mean really pisses me the fuck off gets double helping of indignation. Next stupid thing I see that can be easily fixed and nothing is done about it the one who can do something gets yelled at.
And not from some 'empowerment' or 'employee activism' no, because it's stupid and should not happen.
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United States
Words. You can start wars with them, you can bring peace with them, make laughter or tears with them, or in my case, be really, really annoying. But that’s what I do, I annoy you about something to make you think on what you do.

If someone accidentally sticks their hand in a blender and turns it on, the first words out of my mouth will be, ‘nice move, retard’ in very sarcastic tone. I figure that you already know it hurts and you are not alright, so I don’t ask what everyone else does when they see an accident, ‘are you ok?’

But I digress. Words. They have meaning. There are, as I see it, two reasons to use a word; one is the exact meaning and the other is the feel or image it evokes when read or spoken aloud. Its like ‘red’ and ‘crimson’. Their meaning is basically the same but to most people who read, truly read the meaning of words they are quite different. So as you read these collected thoughts, warnings and ramblings, please Remember: I use the actual meaning of a word, not what you may think it means.

Also while it may not always be my intent to offend or debase, as a theoretically free human of earth and the United States I will offend when I so choose, whether with a gaseous expelling of offensive olfactory stimulus, or by using a taboo word, like shit. Or fuck. Or nigger. Yes that’s right the ‘N’ word. Gasp

Now if you’re reading this paragraph I know you not a moron, or you’re a racist. If you are a racist you minus well stop reading now because I’m not a fascist. I do not form lynch mobs, well, not for that reason. Now for those of you who are not morons you know that ‘nigger’ is a word. It is a series of sounds spoken in the English tongue, a sound that has acquired a stigmata. The same thing has happened to words like ‘shit’ and ‘fuck’. Thanks to our modern way of life and certain prohibitions against their use, ahem* FCC *ahem, they have become locked into the category of ‘bad word’ when normally they would have rotated out of use by now.

In the past the ‘bad word’ category held such modern stunners as; crap, damn, thigh, breast, and the scorcher, the end all to end alls, the permanently-banned-from-church-if-you-dare-utter-it-aloud word: humbug. Yes gentle-folk, humbug was a no-no. Shit was, well, it was shit. Crap. Feces. Defecation leavings. Potty pythons.

Now according to linguists the words that ‘offend’ used to change all the time, they become commonplace and no longer shock or alarm people, then they would take their place in the ‘ proper’ language. But no. We went and made them off-limits. And if there is one constant in the universe, it is that humans desire what is deigned them. If it is taboo or offensive, we gotta get us some of that.

Anyway, be warned: I will write what I want, where I want, and with whatever shade of blood I want write to in.

Current Residence: la-la land
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL?
Favourite genre of music: The kind with sound
Favourite style of art: Traditional pen/pencil
Operating System: changes at random
MP3 player of choice: anything better than what i have
Shell of choice: The red ones. They home in so you don't have to aim.
Wallpaper of choice: I like tile walls.
Skin of choice: Uhh. Huh. Kinda racist here arn't we?
Favourite cartoon character: Alucard
Personal Quote: Remember: I use the actual meaning of a word, not what you may think it means.

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NikitaTarsov Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thanx for favin´ =D
A-M-A-P Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
May I ask for your opinion on my newest piece ?
I Am Trapped
I also sent you a Llama, fav'd some of your works and I became a watcher! Hehe :D
Wolf Uhh 
ajaxtorbin Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Truthfully; It is not realy my style.
Assholes for eyes, shading and layer upon layer of smoothing and blurring.
Trapped yes, but in what? jello? Plastic? Porcelain? From one shade and texture to another; feathering and smoothing poorly combined; it only strength is its attempt to provoke disgust or a counter-culture response in young idiots who think they are goth.

In the end it only provoked the lightheated who hind behind a veil of dark; those who think they are kin to the darkness bit realy only flirt.

(And that is why I don't critique)
Lunareth Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you very much for watching me! :heart:
BrutalityInc Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Thanks for the watch!
ajaxtorbin Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
GraphicDream Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for faves :)
Cementiet Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav :)
flaketom Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Thanks a lot for the watch!
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